Girard

Girard is a town bordering Youngstown, Ohio in Trumbull County, located in Northeast Ohio. Girard is a relatively middle class city with a small downtown area that includes the Ohio and Pennsylvania famous Jib Jab Hot Dog Shoppe. Girard has a relatively low crime rate, but it seems to be on the rise as Youngstown, Ohio begins to "consume" its suburbs. Girard is most notable for its "Traffic Camera", which is a medium sized steel box that contains a camera and sends drivers speeding tickets without the use of an ACTUAL police officer. The traffic tickets issued were usually $85 dollars but on July 6, 2006, a Trumbull County Judge deemed the camera illegal and it was shut down. Other notable events are the disapperance of Charlotte Nagy Polis, the overly polluted Mahoning River, and its High School Superintendant Joseph Shoaff, who was involed in a sex scandal more than 4 years ago. Girard has a population of about 11,000 people, about 4,700 households, and a median family income of $42,000. Girard's high school mascot is "The Indians".

Girard ,Ohio is a nice place to raise a family.

by B Sheez July 10, 2006

GIARAB

GIARAB (Give it a rest, air bag):

A phrase/acronym used to try to silence the constant droning of a person complaining/whining about a situation that has become ad nausem to the listener.

You know, this is the 295th time you've told me your story about your financial troubles. GIARAB.

by scrabbler March 20, 2004

Githrand

A Mythical Creature That Haunts Small Children In Their Dreams. It Glides Around Stealing Rupees and Stroking Children's Chins (Granting Them Good Luck)

Gregg: Hey Sally, You Heard 'Bout That Guy..Githrand?

Sally: Yeah, He Stroked My Chin Last Night..Got A Pony The Next Day.

Gregg: Serious? A Pony? All I Got Was A Cure For My Cancer..That Guy Is So Selfish.

by Mardegra The Groovey July 30, 2009

Getaround

Carshare company that you can rent cars from by the day, hour, or week and unlock them from your phone.

I rented a Tesla on Getaround for my date.

by mrswagsauce November 21, 2019

g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

the goat and thinks black clover is a good new gen

oh is that a goat no that’s g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

by Peak✞#9997 disc October 18, 2021

Gitali

Super sexy and loving person and she will always be the cutest person in the room.

She also really like dogs 🐕

She wants to find the love of her life and when she found it she we never let him go ❤️

“Omg I love Gitali”

by Heisveofbel June 2, 2021

GITABS

Commonly known as "Get In There And Be Somebody", GITABS is a phrase used to describe a brotherhood of toolbags, community college seniors, and cunt-knuckles seeking attention who are all under the impression that they are part of an elite group, however consumed in their own vanity, that they believe "any pussy" is "their pussy". In their desperate attempt to live the life of a true college student they spend their nights playing beer pong anywhere a tournament sized table can unfold and feeding on weakened drunken girls as their prey. There is no shortage of high-fives and fist pumps as these aspiring "chach-bags" suck each other off in unrivaled attempts to maintain their status as a "SMASH BRO" of GITABS by completing 3 prerequisites within 30 days of each other. Though prestigious only to a few naive kids who seek to ultimately become an epic FAIL at life, the pre-reqs are as follows.

1. Sleep with a random female.

2. Sleep with waitress (or any girl from a restaurant scene)

3. Sleep with a girl who is ranted "9" or higher".

***All 3 pre-reqs must be separate girls.***

Smash Bro 1: "Dude...I think I'm gonna nail that bitch tonight!!...GITABS???"
Smash Bro 2: "GITABS bro, go for it"

**followed by a falsely motivated high five**

These twat-chops are intoxicated by their own delusion and will stop at nothing to complete these "coveted" tasks by pulling stunts that include but are not limited to:

-- cock-blocking for self gain

-- throwing themselves upon drunken sleeping women

-- sexual contact with minors

-- falsifying stories in hopes of getting more attention

-- (the most heinous of all) not pleasing ANY of the women they sleep with.

by Great Valhalla May 6, 2010