Ghetto Christmas

When you ask for a HULK action figure and get a used Ken doll, painted green.

Where's the karate chop action on this piece of shit? Fuck, this is such a Ghetto Christmas

by Acid^Rogue October 12, 2003

ghetto sled

A full-size American automobile, of 1970's or earlier manufacture, V-8 powered (usually a big-block at that) in fair-to-poor cosmetic condition, but generally still in good enough mechanical condition to go fast in a straight line. "Ghetto" refers to one of the vehicle's native environments and rough exterior, and "sled" to the way they ride low but smoothly, usually on worn out suspensions, and with numerous passengers.

Probably derived from the more general term "lead sled"

Quite arguably the opposite of a rice burner, as they are heavy, extremely durable, American built, tend to have more go than show.

"I cracked the exhaust on my ghetto sled, again."

"My Chrysler is becoming a damn ghetto sled."

"My BMW was wrecked by some asshole in a ghetto sled."

by Eric Squires November 26, 2004

Ghetto Screen

Large LCD tv watched by gypo's and manu fan's.

"Chelsea are 1 nil down and Gallas is Arsenal's joint top scorer. You might as well switch off and put your ghetto screen on ebay 'cos you're winning fuck all this season."

by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009

Ghetto Perfect

When you are playing a fighting game and the only damage you took was a result of chip damage (damage incurred from blocking)

Yo, K-Brad bodied Infiltration! He got a ghetto perfect on the first round!

by Goatecks October 24, 2014

Ghetto Gourmet

Ghetto Gourmet is when you make a meal with a little bit of money but with a whole lot of flavor. Usually involves ramen noodles and foods that don't normaley go together.

Mark: man i'm hungry but theres nothing to eat
Chris: no problem homie G ill wip us some ghetto gourmet

by Tatert the tot June 2, 2017

ghetto star

A top street drug dealer, usually in the Hood.or housing project.i

The Hip-Hop artist "$0.15" was also a ghetto star before he signed with Possum Tail Records.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

ghetto-ize

1. (verb) to make ghetto
2. (verb) The process of making something or someone ghetto that was not previously in this state.

Yo, you need to ghetto-ize that shit befo those niggas bust a cap in yo ass

by scubasteve90 January 23, 2011