Gets my noggin jogging

Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.

Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.

by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019

getting my wood cut

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019

getting my rocks off

reaching a sexual climax; sexual intercourse

I'm getting my rocks off with that man tonight.

I got my rocks off last night!

by dive2012 February 14, 2012

Im getting my gay on

From the episode of Scrubs when The Todd convinces Elliot and Carla that he was gay so they would get changed infront of him

*doctor walks by*

Todd : Is that package for me big boy ?

Elliot : Todd, what are you doing?

Todd : im getting my gay on !!

by Fat Baby February 7, 2007

get my shit in a pile

to get one's shit together. to allocate one's priorities or responsibilities or, quite simply to make a pile of shit.

steve: hey man, hows school goin?
levon: oh man, not good, i gotta get my shit in a pile, i'm failing hard.

by oorah. August 25, 2009

Get my cookies and go

Slag for a booty call or using a female just for sex.

"Hey you talking to that girl?"
"Naw man, I just get my cookies and go."

by Hedgehawg December 16, 2011

Getting my darey up

To psych oneself up or build up the confidence to do something.

Mum, I’ll jump off these stairs soon, I’m just getting my darey up.

by Gel Airstream August 30, 2023