gerbing

the act of manifesting yourself as a gerbil which is similar to mewing. also relating to hamstermaxxing

Mike: Wow! Caleb is the king of gerbing.

Alex: Real.

by hmoneyonthebeat June 04, 2024

gerbed

to be sleep or fall asleep

All shit that bitch bout to be gerbed

by gerbed March 15, 2022

de-ing the gerb

declawing a gerbil prior to insertion in the anus for sexual pleasure (gerbiling). Necessary to prevent anal scratching.

"AWWW SHIT! Next time I'm definitely de-ing the gerb 'cuz now my anus won't stop bleeding!!!!"

by starfruit1 October 08, 2011

Gerb

When you’re dick’s so big & it pounds the cervix so hard that it knocks the uterus into a chick’s diaphragm, making it sound like she’s about to throw up every time she gets pounded. Everytime she try’s to talk you pound it harder and all she can say is “Gerb”....

Chick: damn you’re dick is stretching me out

Guy: wait till I give it all to you!
Chick: Give it to me deep!
Guy: You asked for it....
Chick: fuck you’re deep “gerb” I feel you “gerb” hitting my diaphragm”gerb” I think you “gerb” broke my “gerb” uterus, you’re Dick may actually be in my “gerb” esophagus now!!!

Guy: I’m gonna cum deep in you!!
Chick: “cum starts pouring out of her throat as she gargles it”

by Doctor D MD July 13, 2020

gerb

the coolest bitch to ever exist. her toes may be weird but she’s still hotter then you’ll ever be

ew she has gerb toes

yeah but she’s hot

by hannahgebs July 06, 2021

Gerb

A side hoe or a person you associate yourself with sexually that you hook up with once in a while.

Melanie: Who is anthony ?

Jasmine : Ahhh he's just a gerb broo

by BROlexxx January 13, 2017

Gerb

The new name for gerund. After being simplified by catherine, it remains the new name for a gerund, and is on the official wikipedia page.

Teacher: “Okay class today we’re going to learn about gerunds.”
Class (correcting the teacher): “They’re called gerbs now!”
Teacher (checks the wikipedia page): “Sorry, my bad, I meant Gerbs.”

by Evcham21 January 03, 2019