geleia

The stupidest person alive. He is gay, weird, and everybody hates him. His girlfriend must be blind to date him.....or she must be retarded..........or both.

person#1:You are a geleia!!!
person#2:Not even joking dude...
person#1:I am srry...ur right...
person#2: not even kidding...

by The Peacemaker May 9, 2005

Geeta

Doing a “Geeta” is when a person, seemingly without control, bodily reacts in a manner which can generally be considered aggressively clumsy or fearful for their life

My friend got Geeta’d when I dropped something near her

by BatmanAndSocrates September 6, 2020

geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006

geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 21, 2008

geeetarzan

Geee....Tarzan :roll:

:shh: geeetarzan is an asswipe/cockbite

<geeetarzan>~urbandict geeetarzan
<PlatinumMjolnir>geeetarzan: No definitions for geeetarzan found.
Click here to add this word
<geeetarzan>dammit
<geeetarzan>how long must i wait

by What the fuck do you think it is :| March 23, 2005

Gelta

A common term for a jewish homosexual. Originally used in the Ali G Show.

I hate all furries, gelta, and vegans!

by Frazer Bushnick March 8, 2007

Geetastic

An addition to a noun, in which the noun of interest is invariably so cool that it must be exclaimed worthy of Geet status.

Man that car is geetastic.
Man, that girl don't even know how geetastic her chesticles are.

by Blind Moth October 23, 2008