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geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
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Gerda

Gerda is a hot,sexy girl. She’s the one wining the fights and arguments. Even tho she’s seems hard and cruel, she is really nice and friendly when you got to know her.
You should be more like Gerda, you are to dumb
by That man not his June 25, 2018
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Geordi La Forge

The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.
Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.
by Diamond Drew July 30, 2004
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Geordi

The Geordi is a pub beverage comprised of 1/2 Smithwick's and 1/2 Kilkenny. Invented on Twitter by LeVar Burton, and named after his character Geordi La Forge.
Trekkie: "I'd like a Geordi, please."

Bartender: "wtf?"
by Smith&Kenny November 9, 2010
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True Geordie

Someone who likes having someone shit on their chest and cuck them.
he's a right dirty twat, loves having birds do a true geordie on him.
by Grimesy August 19, 2019
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Geordie Shandy

A bottle of Newcastle brown and a bottle of WKD = not so dreamy headache in the morning!
"Wai ai mon' one geordie shandy please!

dreamy."
by k8m8 April 18, 2007
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Geordana

A truely talented person, very wise and always in control. Down to earth, artistic and extremely loyal. Not someone to be messed with, can be very stubborn but it's usually because they are right. Extremely fun to be around and constantly a joker. This is a person you want to be friends with.
"You were rocking it hard like Geordana"
by Rex McNally February 4, 2010
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