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Garrison

Garrison is a type of guy you just want to punch in the face. Usually faggy blonde hair. Sometimes a fake nigga. Fuckboy that thinks he pulls bait, but the only thing he pulls is with his right hand in the shower. But most of all just an asshole
Dude see that guy over ther messing with the special kids? Oh well total garrison
by Jamal Iverson March 16, 2017
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Charlotte Garrison

A funny and strange girl in my third period that dressed as a middle aged man at the atros game
do you know charlotte garrison?
of course i do! shes super popular!
by anonymous November 8, 2022
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garrisoned

to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.
"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".
by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021
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Garrison

That is on another level. She must be a Garrison.
by Immabadassbitchboss October 18, 2019
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Garrison

A Garrison, referring to attorney Greg Garrison of the Tyson Trial, is a person who has no sympathy for rapists and thinks that they are no better than dirt.
He was sent off to prison by the fiesty Garrison.
by colts12 June 5, 2018
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Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud
Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place
by Punished2 October 19, 2025
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