Garret

Someone that absolutely lacks bitches and needs one really bad so if you know anybody pls hmu

Garret: hi I’m Garret

Female:ew

by The derizzler March 26, 2023

The Garret effect

When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect

Man in 1 year I may be cursed with the garret effect

by Monke68 February 15, 2023

Garretting

When you integrate Chipotle into your sexual activities in a diverse and explicit fashion.

"Jerrod shoved some pinto beans into Brandyn's dirt star and he farted them into his mouth because the two of them like Garretting.

by BluestFalcon October 21, 2025

Garret

A severely schizophrenic midget

Did you knows that one of my friends is called Garret!

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

Garret

Will love you with all his passion. Probaly plays games. Broke his moms finger and hates the name Garbear .

Damn... that's a garret

by Yeye haurcut August 2, 2021

Garretting

Getting A high rank in league of legends for abusing a certain champion whom is overpowered, which you slingshot yourself to diamond.

I was Garretting by playing darius and I went straight from silver to diamond!

by Aizemeon July 28, 2021

Tyler garret

A fucking asshole who tries to get girls but fails at it. All he does is talk shit on everyone and is a dick to girls. All the girls at Laguna middle school hate him. He’s sent 3 dick pics to me. Asshole

Tyler garret raps me last night

by Skyler Perry June 16, 2018