Garretting

When you integrate Chipotle into your sexual activities in a diverse and explicit fashion.

"Jerrod shoved some pinto beans into Brandyn's dirt star and he farted them into his mouth because the two of them like Garretting.

by BluestFalcon October 21, 2025

Garret

A severely schizophrenic midget

Did you knows that one of my friends is called Garret!

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

Garretting

To Garrett, Expressing one's inner Garrett.

Woah, that striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You really are Garretting today ;)

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

The Garret effect

When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect

Man in 1 year I may be cursed with the garret effect

by Monke68 February 15, 2023

Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019

Garret

He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone

Garret: hah short

Everyone:

by Danana Banana May 28, 2021

Garretting

The action of expressing ones inner Garret.

To Garrett.

Wowzers! That striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You're really Garretting today.

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023