by GrokMonkey August 06, 2011
the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers
by Both Chooch and Bambam June 03, 2010
When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.
Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.
by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019
Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.
by kilo G October 01, 2003
When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"
by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 05, 2009
a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed
by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004
A pinnacle of virtue and masculinity, equipped with godlike physical strength, an unbeatable penchant for one-liners and more skills and talents than an orange, striped Swiss army knife on steroids. His many deeds are recounted in the works of the scribe Shakespeare Hemingway.
"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" asked Queen Elizabeth II to Prince William with challenge.
by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023