Teddy Garcia

The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.

I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.

by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013

message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.

Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.

by IL4DD November 3, 2017

XXX Garfield

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.

Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.

by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019

Garfield shot

After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.

Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.

I poured out a shot of Jack, then totally did a Garfield shot instead.

by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010

Andrew Garfield

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Andrew Garfield is a bicon

by happycow527 December 25, 2021

Garbitch

1. A girl who is often arrogant and ignorant, and who nobody likes.

2. A girl who acts bitchy all the time

3. A girl with no use other than to have intercourse with (i.e. a hooker)

1/2. That girl at school is so full of herself! She's such a garbitch!

3. That garbitch was really ugly, but the sex was worth it.

by Matt Abdul Jabar October 15, 2009

GARCHAR

Argentine slang:

to fuck

Voy a garchar a esa chica
I am going to fuck that girl
past tense: garché
Me garché a esa chica
I fucked that girl

by purrete faldeño November 29, 2010