I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.
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This piece of trash is going in the garbana.
by urbandictionaryho292 August 19, 2024
Get the garbana mug.The Grand Esteem Co-owner of the infamous Clown Mafia. Garbanzo enjoys being Homo, dancing, and being a very loud terrorist. Garbanzo is a man of passion.
Giggles: "GOD D*MN IT GARBANZO, STOP SCREAMING HAMILTON LYRICS!"
Garbanzo Clown: "YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M GAY SHUT THE F*CK UP!!"
Garbanzo Clown: "YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M GAY SHUT THE F*CK UP!!"
by RACOONB1TCH October 27, 2023
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Get the garbancteous mug.To be "Garmaned" is to experience a situation in an IT environment where a previously functional system or setup is disrupted or broken due to a change made by a specific individual, often unintentionally or without thorough consideration of the consequences.
"We were all set for the presentation until John went and Garmaned the network settings, now none of the computers can connect."
"I can't believe we got Garmaned again! Every time Steve touches the code, something goes haywire."
"I can't believe we got Garmaned again! Every time Steve touches the code, something goes haywire."
by That Other IT Guy April 29, 2024
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Think: fake spiritualists, discount intellectuals, streamer wannabes who peak at 3 viewers but still demand “mod energy.”
Think: fake spiritualists, discount intellectuals, streamer wannabes who peak at 3 viewers but still demand “mod energy.”
"Alpha energy? More like garbano schlop."
"Bro thinks he's him. He's garbano."
"Don't trust his vibe—he's all drip, no depth. Straight garbano."
"This dude showed up to open mic night wearing shutter shades, said he was 'an interdimensional poet in his villain arc,' then read AI-generated lyrics off his cracked iPhone 6. The crowd clapped out of pity. Bro is peak Garbano."
"Certified Garbano behavior."
"Bro thinks he's him. He's garbano."
"Don't trust his vibe—he's all drip, no depth. Straight garbano."
"This dude showed up to open mic night wearing shutter shades, said he was 'an interdimensional poet in his villain arc,' then read AI-generated lyrics off his cracked iPhone 6. The crowd clapped out of pity. Bro is peak Garbano."
"Certified Garbano behavior."
by Hybrix April 2, 2025
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