Gustavo Guerra

A Brazilian male from Curitiba, Brazil who learned to play guitar from his father Buby Guerra. He absolutely shreds, and won international guitar competition "Guitar Idol" in 2008. The prize was a ton of gear and the oppertunity to open a show for Joe Satriani, another guitar icon.

No one will ever play like Gustavo Guerra. ever. I mean it, check him out on youtube. He plays like he hs thirteen fingers

by The man? July 23, 2009

gustavo huanuco

The definition of a dickhead. Somehow, he managed to make it to high school without flopping on his face and dying in a tragic (not so tragic) explosion. He can't even get friends with all of his effort, let alone girlfriends. Has a dick of -1 inches.

Guy 1: What is Steve doing? He's being a total dickwad.
Guy 2: Oh, he's just acting like Gustavo Huanuco.
Guy 1: Oh, no wonder he's so horrible.

by Anon43769431825601 November 23, 2021

Spinning Gustavo

When your lift up your girlfriend up onto your face and start spinning her while Motor-boating her asshole until she shits all over your face

Guy 1: Yo I hit Elisha with the Spinning Gustavo last night after we had some Indian
Guy 2: I’m calling the police

by TobleroneDildo June 17, 2023

Gustavo Gang

The group of people who worship the God Gustavo in an almost cult-like manner.(2 And/or pertaining to the arch enemies of the Gyuk Gang.

1)Guy 1: "I can't believe that just got into the Gustavo Gang!"

2) Guy 98: "The Gustavo Gang's gonna kick Gyuk gang's homosexual arse!"

by _nigr0s September 1, 2019

Dirty Gustavo

Jacking off while tripping balls on shrooms and hallucinating that your jizz is ice cream.

Tommy: I hallucinated my jizz was ice cream and gave it to my roommates.

Jonathon: What a dirty Gustavo...

by dirtygustavo March 30, 2019

Gustavo Chef

Gustavo chef/cook
- someone who can't cook or someone who is horrible at cooking in general

Gus is a Gustavo chef, he can't even cook chicken properly.

by mr.gustavo May 26, 2023

Gustavo chicken

A piece of “medium rare chicken” with no seasoning or flavor and served with oregano.

Billy made Gustavo chicken it’s inedible

by anonymous June 1, 2023