gustavo huanuco

The definition of a dickhead. Somehow, he managed to make it to high school without flopping on his face and dying in a tragic (not so tragic) explosion. He can't even get friends with all of his effort, let alone girlfriends. Has a dick of -1 inches.

Guy 1: What is Steve doing? He's being a total dickwad.
Guy 2: Oh, he's just acting like Gustavo Huanuco.
Guy 1: Oh, no wonder he's so horrible.

by Anon43769431825601 November 23, 2021

Spinning Gustavo

When your lift up your girlfriend up onto your face and start spinning her while Motor-boating her asshole until she shits all over your face

Guy 1: Yo I hit Elisha with the Spinning Gustavo last night after we had some Indian
Guy 2: I’m calling the police

by TobleroneDildo June 17, 2023

Gustavo Guerra

A Brazilian male from Curitiba, Brazil who learned to play guitar from his father Buby Guerra. He absolutely shreds, and won international guitar competition "Guitar Idol" in 2008. The prize was a ton of gear and the oppertunity to open a show for Joe Satriani, another guitar icon.

No one will ever play like Gustavo Guerra. ever. I mean it, check him out on youtube. He plays like he hs thirteen fingers

by The man? July 23, 2009

Gustavo Gang

The group of people who worship the God Gustavo in an almost cult-like manner.(2 And/or pertaining to the arch enemies of the Gyuk Gang.

1)Guy 1: "I can't believe that just got into the Gustavo Gang!"

2) Guy 98: "The Gustavo Gang's gonna kick Gyuk gang's homosexual arse!"

by _nigr0s September 1, 2019

Dirty Gustavo

Jacking off while tripping balls on shrooms and hallucinating that your jizz is ice cream.

Tommy: I hallucinated my jizz was ice cream and gave it to my roommates.

Jonathon: What a dirty Gustavo...

by dirtygustavo March 30, 2019

Gustavo Chef

Gustavo chef/cook
- someone who can't cook or someone who is horrible at cooking in general

Gus is a Gustavo chef, he can't even cook chicken properly.

by mr.gustavo May 26, 2023

Gustavo chicken

A piece of “medium rare chicken” with no seasoning or flavor and served with oregano.

Billy made Gustavo chicken it’s inedible

by anonymous June 1, 2023