Guavaiced

uh… uh… okay drip the way that i dress, flex you aint the goat, you aint even the next best whoreallygoatedbetterbetakinabest, guess aint no emojis, im keeping them tecs/texts, yes they sleepin on me, just like a headrest butineverbegettingnosleep im restless whoreallygoatedbetterbetakinabest, guess aint no emojis, im keeping them tecs/texts, yes im the original, you just a wannabe y’all got me gigglin y’all is some comedy we could get physical like im a doctor he think im a document, he tryna copy me ok i air the place out just like somebody farted think i dont go dummy they must be retarded knockin em out, leave em on the floor, no carpet tacking up all these bands, got a lot, no parking two k's on me got kick, no tekken im a agent like smith, no wesson getting green, no salad, i drip like dressing when we blow, leave em holy, now he need a blessing if i make a meal then it's gotta be gourmet yall just be sweet like a strawberry shortcake matter of fact yall be sweet like a sorbet this amoled/ammo lead so we toting 4 k's drip the way that i dress, flex you aint the goat, you aint even the next best whoreallygoatedbetterbetakinabest, guess aint no emojis, im keeping them tecs/texts, yes they sleepin on me, just like a headrest butineverbegettingnosleep im restless whoreallygoatedbetterbetakinabest, guess aint no emojis, im keeping them tecs/texts, yes

everyone: when is zap dropping
guavaiced: shut up

by BrennansBread February 23, 2021

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Guava Juice

Idk. It's just fun to say. Juice from a guava, I'm presuming. Whatever a guava is.

(Instead of cursing for those too cowardly)

"OH, GUAVA JUICE! THAT REALLY HURT!"

by Firebird935 September 24, 2021

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Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

by Euroccu September 24, 2022

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guavano

guavano got a big dick

‘Guavano got a big dick’

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Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

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