gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.

guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!

by gooeypanda October 19, 2009

Gooey Chewbacca

When a man ejaculates into a woman's pubic hair, then carefully places his thumbs on the outside of her labia and makes Wookiee cries while simultaneously opening and closing the vagina in unison with the cries.

Dude, I just gave Sally a Gooey Chewbacca and she fuckin' loved it! She won't get that shit out for a week!

by Kyle and The Ishi January 5, 2008

gooey sunrise

When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).

The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to get her out of bed.

by rifkin December 3, 2007

gooey sauce

Song and dance by CoachDaGhost

Yoooo Perticones gooey sauce is so sturdy

by Macchio1 February 13, 2021

gooey tuna tunnel

Much like the tuna tunnel the gooey tuna tunnel refers to the female sex parts. However the gooey tuna tunnel is in fact more gooey suggesting its previous use by another male or even sea mamal wang. The extreme gooeyness explains this

I slammed her gooey tuna tunnel last night and nearly drown

by Sampson the bird September 20, 2005

Gooey Butt

An age old favorite of drunken pranks. When you place an egg until it breaks of the passed out drunken friend.

Oh shit nigga, who gave me a gooey butt.

by 8 Ball Greaze January 3, 2008

Gooey Gonzalez

An act that entails a person wearing a Steeler's helmet to grease up a motorcycle boot with jelly and insert into a female's vagina. This act constitutes a "Gooey Gonzalez"

While visiting his beat wife, Stephen donned a weathered Steeler's helmet, greased up his seldon used motor boot with seedless jam, and completed the difficult act of the "Gooey Gonzalez"

by Steve Tharp January 22, 2005