penile gland

that fucking thing named mr. penile that lives in cocks.

Goddamn that fucking penile gland, he better start paying rent or he's out!!

by Billy the Butt Pirate August 16, 2003

gag gland

when that hanging thing in the back of your mouth is always movin...and it makes you want to gag....that's a gag gland!

"my gag gland is bugging me, i feel like I'm gonna puke"

by motherporker December 9, 2008

Sad Gland

The gland that Controls saddness mentally and physically.

Robber: hey punk, gimme ur shoes
Robbee: noo, please dnt make me
Rober: i will
RObbee: noo my sad glan
robber: yo chill the sad gland
robbee: alrightizzlecry

by moomily November 1, 2007

Jam Gland

the male equivilant of a womans period, where the male produces fresh strawberry jam from the anus or mouth. This jam is collected every month and is then sold on to tesco for a healthy profit. Such examples of the jam gland are in videos like "1man1jar" which clearly depicts the jam collection process going horribly wrong.

my jam gland just burst!

by some lads March 7, 2010

Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

anal gland

Someone you reli dont like or find annoying

the gland that is found in ur anus

that new boy is such an anal gland

by decz September 21, 2008

monkey gland

A type of sauce...no shit.Not really monkey though.

"Which isle is the monkey gland in?"
"Foreign foods dude."

by Thrushbeard March 9, 2005