"I really like Amanda."
"What are you doing, trying to get your fingers wet or something?"
"I already got my fingers wet!"
"What are you doing, trying to get your fingers wet or something?"
"I already got my fingers wet!"
by Yung Phil July 31, 2012

To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.
The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'
Man's got to get his beak wet!
Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!
'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'
What is it to get one's beak wet?
Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!
'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'
What is it to get one's beak wet?
by Captain Steelshank March 22, 2019

by Mitzysuckedmydick November 10, 2016

by Party pants January 20, 2024

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.
"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."
(masculine)
" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."
(masculine)
" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."
by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.
In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."
Get your nose wet.
Get your nose wet.
by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025

by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023
