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Fartma Gandhi

Someone who attempts to resolve conflicts and promote world peace by passing extremely potent gas.
Bill and Ted are having a very heated argument that is about to erupt in to a fight. Before it gets out of hand David sees an opening and jumps in the middle to lets an award winning fart. The fart is so smelly that Bill and Ted are simply forced to walk away. David is now considered fartma gandhi.
by yoyomah! October 8, 2008
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gone like Gandhi

gone quickly or gone and not recoverable
Once everyone knew he was the one who farted, he was gone like Gandhi.
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Wife: Honey, where is the ice cream?
Husband: (licking spoon) Oh, it's gone like Gandhi.
by ChuckChaser69 May 14, 2010
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Gandalf's Cave

Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.
Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"

Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "

Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by mattcrowley1234 July 30, 2010
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gandhi

To be used as replacement for good or gucci.

To say something "sounds gandhi.", means that it is really good or it's for the actual good, like Superman.
Lois Lane: Superman you must save that woman getting attacked and let's have sex after too!

Superman: Sounds gandhi.
by cjleaf November 17, 2017
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Gandhi dot

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.
Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!
by Balfdor December 30, 2006
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gandhi

A bald little Indian dude who just so happened to be one of the most evolved souls the world has ever known.

He was famous for his practice of non-violence by which he won India's independence from the British Empire without a shot. (You tell me of any other revolution that has been so successful.) Non-violence ("ahimsa") is basically the doctrine of not being a dickweed. This applies not only to humans but to animals and plants--literally "all living things". Gandhi was a fruitarian, although later in life he ashamedly reverted to drinking goats' milk due to an attack of dysentery. (Go figure, they hadn't yet invented soymilk 100 years ago.)

Was killed because his progressive ideas didn't sit well with a certain moronic faction. And I must correct the poster who said he was killed by a Muslim. He was killed by a Hindu. Yes, even though Gandhi himself was a Hindu, he was killed by his own kin because they feared Gandhi's posture of universal tolerance toward Muslims. Just goes to show you that moronism supercedes religious affiliation. Morons are universal.

Other notable acheivement:
Popularized those cool "John Lennon glasses" long before John Lennon was even born.

Contemporary uses of the term "Gandhi":
Any time you can quote Gandhi, you win. Hands down.
MOM: What were you doing out all night? Getting high, I suppose? You & your hoodlum friends are nothing but trouble!
KID: Well, you know what Gandhi said, "The greatness of any nation can be judged by how well it treats its animals."
MOM: wtf?
KID: You wouldn't understand.
by Brendie December 14, 2006
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Pull a Gandalf

To come back to life after thought dead.
1.OMG he just died!
2. Ohh he will probably pull a Gandalf
by Bailey-0- April 1, 2006
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