slovakian turtleneck

Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.

I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.

by Drakesta23 November 24, 2013

turtleneck season

Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them

I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !

by Poppinbody January 2, 2018

Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

tunisian turtleneck

1. Noun- the collection of santorum left under the foreskin after a messy anal frolic.

2. verb- the act of depositing the aforementioned sphincter sediment onto a person's neck and/or face.

1. Garber greedily lapped up the sticky remnants of Max's Tunisian Turtleneck.

2. When that bitched acted up and started yelling for her money I gave her a Tunisian turtleneck and rinsed her off with a golden shower.

by ourlunchman May 15, 2006

Turtleneck

A Penis B4 Circumcision, in other words, b4 the nasty doctor has hacked off mr foreskin.

"Hey Doc please dont mess wi my TURTLENECK it will sting a little and i dont know wot i would do without my extra skin!!"

by Faz February 13, 2004

TurtleNecking

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.

My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.

by Beau&DustyDontTurtleNeck December 7, 2013

belgian turtleneck

The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.

Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011