furniture movers

Usually 2 dudes in a big white box truck. They are poor but due to being trapped together all day have the best sense of humor you have ever heard. Thier boss is probably a dick whose name may or may not be Steven, fuck that dude. Dopest men you have ever met

Those 2 guys in the box truck were so funny, and good furniture movers

by Joeandtre' March 18, 2015

Fernison

Centuries old dynasty. Ruled by the rich and greedy. Most known ones being Tobias Fernison and Lukas Fernison. Known for authoritarian ruling and explotation of citizens. Merciless to enemies, but good to their allies.

Interesting facts:
Often used dirty tactics in war.
Dynasty recruited a lot of great architects.

The Fernison dynasty sucked.
The Fernisons were a dynasty in Austria.

by Mr.Spongeman October 26, 2022

padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006

Ikea furniture

Lego for grown-ups

Lego costs too much so I’m gonna build ikea furniture

by Lobzer July 5, 2019

faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004

Barrow-In-Furness

the home of teenage pregnancies, crackheads and the legendary gurnie

“Barrow-In-Furness is a shithole but it’s our shithole”

by gurnie2 June 25, 2019