funnee

just the funnier spelling of funny innit

"hahahahahah funnee"

by Yep .... just leah .... April 19, 2022

bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017

Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX

Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.

by Jekr December 30, 2018

mother funker

Obviously a play on words from 'mother fucker' = mother funker. Funk= a really good style of music for sex, but also the body scent when having sex. Peace out mother funker!

Its all above mother funker!

by Hook Beak_66 February 10, 2019

Fuckee

fucker in progress

Judy: I'm the new fuckee down at the cathouse.

by THE WHACKER!! May 11, 2009

Funken Dracebooking

Drunk Facebooking while wearing a Viking helmet.

Viking: Wearing a viking helmet into the New Year in Playa Del Rey.
Viking's Facebook Friend: Are you Funken Dracebooking again?

by Lord Thebian January 1, 2010

monkey funker

non-swear version of mother f**ker

get lost you you monkey funker

by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003