funderwear

for women: if your heehee has lost its sense of humor, funderwear has you laughing all over the place.

for men: if your dingaling has lost its ringading, funderwear has you chiming for hours and hours

if it wasn't for funderwear then i'd be wearing underwear. and who wants that?

by Badoink A Doink August 7, 2008

UES (Underage Exotic Strippers)

youngsters becoming strippers before the age of 6 in some exotic wetlands.

yesterday me and my pedophile bestfriend went to a UES (Underage Exotic Strippers) club. it was very entertaining watching those little japanese strippers show their stuff.

by coolpeople+rea+flem August 2, 2009

underage-hunter

A underage-hunter is a person who is 17+ years old and feels atracted to 14 years old or even younger females and is also trying to do anything to put his small meat into one.

"mario is 18 but likes 12 year old girls"

"what an underage-hunter !"

by marioisayarak March 31, 2019

underage pedo

an underage person who dates someome 4 or more years younger than them

“hey did you hear of that 14 year old that is dating an 8 year old”
“no wtf?”
“yeah people call him an underage pedo”

by epic lover August 13, 2021

underage slurpee

an underage slurpee is like a ninja or second term for jail bait.. adults use it so they can get away with raping little kids..

mike- " hey man, i was thinkin of pickin up an underage slurpee.. wanna come?"

mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"

by the mafia niggah June 17, 2010

Funderground

n.The extremely large sewers of more populated cities, such as Vegas, or LA. Massive teen gatherings and a whole lotta graffiti.

Freind:"Hey! How was the Funderground last night?"
Other Dude:"Haha! A ople bands were echoein' the place."

by BAGHEAD January 2, 2009

underage red

Some shade of lipstick that is called Underage Red... probably because of raping of small children. Ya, sorry sephora, I’m disappointed

Person: Man, did you hear about the “Underage Red” controversy? Makes me sick.
Person 2: Yeah IKR literally I can’t believe this is the world we live in

by ahayeet October 19, 2018