Town Fiddler

One who is known for fiddling all the children in a town. The town fiddler is usually a short muscular guy.

Dad protect me, I think that’s the town fiddler.

by Tommy_Unit March 28, 2022

biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.

by thepearce December 29, 2008

fiddler's fuck

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005

fuddle

Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time. (ie, the spoon)

That fuddle was great, now we can just go straight to sleep.

by KimNDrew December 27, 2008

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010

biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner

dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler

by nic the greek December 13, 2008

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008