Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016

Fuckin fuckity

Fuckin fuckity is a word much like “fucking shit” but for the people who want to use a more aggressive word

*Ben scares Andre*. Andre “FUCKIN FUCKITY!! You scared me to fucking death”

by Dickler tickler October 4, 2019

fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007

fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

Fuckity fuck fuck

let's face it...saying it once just doesn't mean anything anymore...

Someone: "Time to do some Solids homework!!"
You: "FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!"

by Homestar runner February 1, 2005

Fuckit List

1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams

2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom

Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.

by AirplaneDonk November 8, 2010

fuckits

When you don't feel like doing anything you have the fuckits cuz you're like, "Ehh, I could do it, but fuck it. I don't feel like it."

Dude I don't even care right now. I got a major case of the fuckits and I don't feel like doin shit.

by Kari Merchant March 24, 2009