Skip to main content

fuckstick

Hey Fuckstick, If You Dont Like Who Your Playin With, You Can Leave!
by Fusion November 15, 2002
mugGet the fuckstick mug.

fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
mugGet the fuckastrated mug.

fuckation

A much-needed vacation taken by married people, without their children, allowing plenty of opportunity for sexual intercourse.
"I'm so tired of being interrupted by the kids every time I'm trying to get laid, it's about time the Mrs. and I take a little fuckation."
by phat marie January 13, 2010
mugGet the fuckation mug.

FUCKSTICK..........

a man or woman from any race who is an irritating piece of shit.
"knock it off you little FUCKSTICK.........."
by thevictor13 September 25, 2008
mugGet the FUCKSTICK.......... mug.

Skinny Headed Fuckstick

Derrogatory term: A small headed and extremely stupid fuckstick or one that fits better into the anal cavity.When someone is so stupid that no other term would lend homage to the level of stupidity.
We can't get anything accomplished because Landon is a "Skinny Headed Fuckstick".
by Brown Cocksmoker August 10, 2007
mugGet the Skinny Headed Fuckstick mug.

fucksickle

A) a synonym for dumbass
B) taking the essence of fuck, liquidizing it, and making it into a gizz flavored popsicle.
jerry: i like fallout boy!
everyone: dam fucksickle go cut urself

example 2
jerry: fucksickles now come in 5 differen colors! buy them at a store near you!
by rd2's bad hair day July 30, 2006
mugGet the fucksickle mug.

fuckationship

The act of having a fuck buddy or just sport fucking a bitch instead of actually going out with her. The optimal way to have a relationship with a woman.
No you see Ms. B, Alyssa and I have a fuckationship. Ben, why can't you have a real relationship? Because she is a slut and I just wanna fuck her without the drama.
by Connor L May 15, 2008
mugGet the fuckationship mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email