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humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.
Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.
by harpnbard January 21, 2011
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Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress
Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)
by dvst8r February 25, 2011
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Frump Kissed

A homosexual sex position. Where two men have sex with another man at the same time.
Max: "Man I got so drunk last night, I got frump kissed by Jose and Eduardo".
Steven: "Wow, well I hope you stretched, ha"
Max: "Honestly, never had a better night in my life.
by apples1230555 August 16, 2018
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bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.
Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me!
by ZaakDelbridge July 3, 2015
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Frimpong

The most awesome person you'll ever meet. A near mystical being who combines good humor, sensitivity and pure muscle mass in one earth-defying body.
Girl A: Oh My God!! Who's the hottie by the bar?
Girl B: I Don't Know, but he looks like a total frimpong.
by Word-^_^-Up June 17, 2011
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FRUMP

n. 1. A dowdy, unattractive or generally uninteresting girl or woman.
2. A staid, drab old fashioned woman.
She had let her appearance go, and she became a real frump.
by idea princess February 5, 2005
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Frimponged

Opposite of Dench.

Something you say when you go for pre-drinks but don't make it out. "Mate, I saw you last night - you were completely frimponged!"

When you lost a fight or other competitive sport.

Another word to explicitly describe Aiden Gregory.
"Stay dench or get frimponged"

Mate, I was going for a left hook on this dude, but his mate got me first and then I got frimponged.

"Did you see the United, Arsenal game?"
"No, but I hear Arsenal got frimponged!"
by Rehabilitated Bloke February 24, 2013
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