frumping

To frantically hump someone.

OMG look at that dog, it's frumping that shellshocked viatnamese leg!!

-Jamie C. <3 liz-a-bliz

by omfg wow July 4, 2016

frumping

To frantically hump someone.

OMG look at that dog, it's frumping that shellshocked viatnamese leg!!

-Jamie C. <3 liz-a-bliz

by omfg wow July 4, 2016

frumping

To frantically hump someone.

OMG look at that dog, it's frumping that shellshocked viatnamese leg!!

-Jamie C. <3 liz-a-bliz

by omfg wow July 4, 2016

Frumpling

A fat, sloppy little child who wears shirts too small to conceal his/her gut, and who's sandals are always almost falling off as he/she walks. He/she is also constantly begging for a chocolate bar, when it is clear by looking at the corners of their mouths, they've already had one. Basically, a fat, gluttonous little shit.

Hey man you wanna go to the town fair tonight?

No man, too many frumplings waddling around stuffing their faces in their WWE shirts. I can't stand them.

by Crusty Howard July 8, 2017

Flumpkin

The act of having intercourse while pooping

Jenny gave me a flumpkin at the party

by Death.Nader June 23, 2018

Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead

“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”

by Flumpker January 24, 2019

FLUMPKIN

Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.

I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.

by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019