Fritz

A token german name.

Hello Fritz.
Fritz: Guten Morgen!

by Zach G. November 14, 2003

Fritzed

Out of order, beyond economic repair esp. of electronic equipment, similar to "fried".

This capacitor is fritzed.

by Stephen Rodda August 13, 2006

Fritzer

In the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. This generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the Fritzer.

CLERK: I can't f-ing print these, _____!
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
....

SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.

by N_S_C May 18, 2007

Fritz

to be broken down

My computer was on the fritz last night.

by Kitty October 15, 2003

Fritzel

To imprison or detain a friend, lover or family member, against their will, but under the sincere and well-meaning delusion that you are doing them a favour or it is for their own good.

I would never had finished that essay if my housemate hadn't Fritzeled me all weekend.

My mum said she would Fritzel me if I did more coke.

by DJ Barnes September 28, 2008

Fritzled

Past Tense.
The art of isolating another person for your own gain.

Have you seen Julia? No Gary Fritzled her away for the weekend.

by Gravitronxx March 29, 2010

Pulling A Fritzl

Comes from the famous Josef Fritzl story. Josef locked his daughter away in a cellar and repeatedly had sex with her. He fathered many children with his daughter hence why pulling a Fritzl means that you are 'coming into your own'.

Player 1: I didnt start the match too great but i've scored a few goals now.

Player 2: I know, you're pulling a fritzl

Player 1: What do you mean?

Player 2: You're coming into your own.

Player 1: You make me sick.

by BetterThanNeil July 10, 2009