freshperson

(pl. freshpersons)
1. The politically correct way to say freshman

Random person's rant:
When I heard that it is politically incorrect to call first year high school students freshman, I couldn't believe my ears. Now they are to be called freshpeople! (Singular-freshperson)

by ogmygom January 22, 2006

Air Freshener

Lethal weapons to little kids

Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.

by Bob Saget Loves Horns October 8, 2008

cincinnati air freshener

n. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to experiance

Dude 1:dude i just totally cincinnati air freshener'ed that elevator
Dude 2:dude youre whack

by Patrick from Atown December 10, 2006

Dope freshness

Anything that is cool, awesome, worthy of recognition, or just flat out bad ass. Used when other words just won't make the cut. An expression worthy of the gods, SAAAN!!!

Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be cool if humans could breath under water?

Speaker 2: Don't you mean it would be Dope Freshness if humans could breath under water?

by ^¸;`<,./ April 18, 2016

Tijuana Air Freshener

Farting inside of a room or small, enclosed space.

That guy ate too many bean burritos. He filled the bar with Tijuana Air Freshener. Man that dudes ass smells so bad!

by FUCK NUTT January 3, 2008

Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009

Shinjuku Air Freshener

An act where a woman injects a man's scrotum with pine-sol

Man, that Becky girl was crazy, she tried to give me a Shinjuku Air Freshener

by Robotmieser May 7, 2019