The bravest Frenchman is a tongue in cheek phrase used to represent the concept of a mutually exclusive enigma. The French are typically represented as the first to give up in a fight, fly the white flag & let someone else fight their battles for them. It is like saying, "who is the strongest weak man?"
Watching the first graders play a pee wee baseball game was like trying to figure out who is the bravest Frenchman.
by 73degrees October 18, 2010
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Get the frisky frenchman mug.Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive girls.
Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.
Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.
Sean: Dude, did you see Bob chatting up that chick Marissa?
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.
by Shayy :]] October 27, 2008
Get the Freshman Fuck Syndrome mug.1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.
2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
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Get the frenchman mug.A Dirty Frenchman is the same as a Dirty Sanchez except when you wipe your finger on their lip you say ha ha haa in a french accent.
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