French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

French Frying

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.

drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place

by Dante7777 July 30, 2013

french fry braid

When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry.

Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly!
Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid!

by emzies_ October 23, 2015

Milk The French Fry

To milk the french fry simply means to milk your penis. As is, milking the french fry, making yourself (or another person) cum by milking their penis.

"I'm gonna go home tonight and milk the french fry!"
"Oh, nice, I'd love to see that!"

by Crappychald123 June 22, 2018

French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 13, 2019

French fry boy

He is a boy who is tall kinda looks like a French fry always call some one tall a French fry boy not if there black stupid.

Ayy sup French fry boy

by Maskman December 6, 2021

french fry lover

Person who loved french fries as a little child.
Is old,doesn't do anythung, and is a fat, balloon-turkey
Is also a wannabbee teenager

"when i was younger, i loved french fries, i ate it everyday"
"since i became older, i was not as active as i used to be, so i became fat"
ME- Ms. Robson is such a french fry lover

by Christal Jackson December 21, 2016