Fake friends

These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.

My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.

by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Friends with chemistry

Friends who are sexually attracted to one another, but maintain zipper discipline.

Friends with benefits? Nah, Cathy's already got a boyfriend. We're more like friends with chemistry.

by barb surgeon September 5, 2011

boomerang friends

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.

Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.

by Limjona November 15, 2016

I have no friends

Something true.

I have no friends.

by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021

Online friends with benefits

The act of having an online sexting buddy or "nude partner"

Wow She wants to trade nudes again? We must be online friends with benefits

by ThatGuyClock April 9, 2016

Recycling friends

People with a use em and lose em attitude toward their friends, aka victims or suckers, run out of friends and attempt to get back with old friends (suckers).

Trina called after shafting me BIG TIME, she wanted to meet for lunch, l guess she is recycling friends!

by I, Wreckerrr April 18, 2021

Two Best Friends Play

Mat and Pat are two "best friends" who play random video games. They most commonly tease and bully each other as they play and even fight each other, when the can, in video games. But these antics are what make them so entertaining. They are part of the Machinima and TheSw1tcher you tube director/producer groups. They often have funny animation intro's that show just how good these boys get along. Pat is known to be the meanest and crudest of the two boys and Mat is more like the punching bag of the two. Although mat has thrown a few "punches" at Pat several times before. However they do appear to get along in a couple videos such as the Two Best Friends Play - Persona 4, Two Best Friends Play - Man Vs. Wild, and Two Best Friends Play: Rise of Nightmares. And they do have some rather foul language and adult themed comments through out most of their videos. They are still quite funny and at 57,215 subscribers they are not the most popular, however they deserve a lot more!

Two best Friends Play-Rise Of Nightmares

Pat: well that was shocking

Mat: Looks like he was caught hanging around

by WolfLuvar15 September 19, 2012