feeding the beaver

to bang a girl on the kitchen table.

I was feeding the beaver last night while I was watching the food network.

by Bendig December 17, 2008

Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

feeding roses

To lie or bullshit someone

Guy 1: yo I got that new Bentley
Guy2 : fuck you man, you're just feeding roses

by Bensonite February 26, 2015

Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass

person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022

COCK FEEDING

When a male feeds a living being through his penis using semen

"Hey bro I'm hungry"

"Don't worry dude I got you" *Unzips pants*

"Thanks bro that was scrumptious"

"Your welcome that was called COCK FEEDING"

by Creamothy February 6, 2023

bottom feeding

1.Trolling for drunk/underage women outside of a bar after 2am. These are generaly women much less attractive than you, that no one else was willing to take home. But being the classy man you are, you reach to the bottom of the barrel and bring home the drunkest/ugliest/easiest slut you can find.

2.Any activity conducted on 6th street after 2am

Since I didn't score at the bar we went to, I think im going to go hangout outside that 18 and up club and see if I can do a little bottom feeding tonight!

by Kentucky Derby April 29, 2006