freckles

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.

As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.

by Boogiepop July 3, 2006

freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.

Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018

Freckleshopped

Photoshopping pictures of yourself where you can see the uglyass freckles on your skin.

"That chick Tina is pretty hot.."
"Ha, don't go by what you see. All her photos are Freckleshopped ."
"olol, in that case, disapproved for her insecurity."
"Lollerskates."

Freckleshopped

by Intelligentalman November 2, 2010

frecklies

When a woman's breasts have been damaged by years of overtanning. Usually appearing in older women.

That woman at the bar is using her frecklies to attract men again.

by spagandy November 8, 2013

frecklesdixiee

Is the best dixiestick/fan page Dixie could ask for she is amazing at edits and is a amazing person

Frecklesdixiee is amazing

by Dixie stick April 25, 2021

Freckles

Dots on your face that are SO PRETTY SIRISIRISR and originally owned by Lee Felix because who wouldn't agree on that??

Freckles Are pretty

by JustHearToRead July 8, 2021

Freckles

A cute lobster boy

Don’t cook that, it’s freckles!!!!

by Katerchen July 20, 2021