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"I've read a lot of things in my time, but I haven't come across that particular Fortkamp that would Fortkamp till my heart stopped and my toes curled..."
by the magic webster August 3, 2003
Get the fortkamp mug.Legend on the FFXI (Final Fantasy XI Online) Bismarck server. Creator of incredibly successful linkshell "Burnination." Fortlag has recieved well over 20 awards from the Bismarckian community. He is a constant aid to his friends (and strangers) inside and outside of the game.
His only downside is his hot temper when faced with blinding stupidity, however Fortlag will take quite a lot of abuse from someone before opening up and ripping the offender a new one.
Fortlag is not someone to be screwed with. He WILL ruin your shit if you mess with him or, especially, his wife.
He runs fortlag.com and can be found in the greater Atlanta area roaming the streets with his friends and family.
His only downside is his hot temper when faced with blinding stupidity, however Fortlag will take quite a lot of abuse from someone before opening up and ripping the offender a new one.
Fortlag is not someone to be screwed with. He WILL ruin your shit if you mess with him or, especially, his wife.
He runs fortlag.com and can be found in the greater Atlanta area roaming the streets with his friends and family.
Noob: /sh Hey, could someone help me out?
Fortlag >> Noob: what do you need?
Noobs >> Fortlag: wow thanks for the quick reply!
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RandomQuester: /sh I need a skilled mnk for a promyvion run!
Fortlag >> RandomQuester: I can help you.
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: But... you're a taru...
Fortlag >> RandomQuester: but I can outdmg that elvaan mnk over there that's 3 lvls higher than me.
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: let's give it a try..
(later)
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: Damn you're strong! Nice gear!
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<Kaiko> goddammit another taru melee naysayer... Fort show up for ballista, we gonna own these fools
<Fortlag> maybe in a bit... I need a "break" >.>
<Kaiko> again? how much does your wife pay you for your services???
<Fortlag> \(^^)/
Fortlag >> Noob: what do you need?
Noobs >> Fortlag: wow thanks for the quick reply!
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RandomQuester: /sh I need a skilled mnk for a promyvion run!
Fortlag >> RandomQuester: I can help you.
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: But... you're a taru...
Fortlag >> RandomQuester: but I can outdmg that elvaan mnk over there that's 3 lvls higher than me.
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: let's give it a try..
(later)
RandomQuester >> Fortlag: Damn you're strong! Nice gear!
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<Kaiko> goddammit another taru melee naysayer... Fort show up for ballista, we gonna own these fools
<Fortlag> maybe in a bit... I need a "break" >.>
<Kaiko> again? how much does your wife pay you for your services???
<Fortlag> \(^^)/
by Kaiko April 30, 2006
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Get the fortmann mug.A synonym for the word blessing (see any definition for word, blessing). It can be used as a noun or a verb.
1.) Why! This rainstorm may just be a fortox in disguise!
2.) Ellie fortoxed the diamond ring so that anyone who wore it would be granted three wishes.
2.) Ellie fortoxed the diamond ring so that anyone who wore it would be granted three wishes.
by Dirty Charlie July 22, 2008
Get the fortox mug.1. A deceptively dirty-sounding word, usually used to describe the making of forts in suite 402.
2. Overzealous watching of TLC
3. An open-ended term. Usually involves 99 puppies, a horse, and a goat.
2. Overzealous watching of TLC
3. An open-ended term. Usually involves 99 puppies, a horse, and a goat.
Amanda and Jayda had a fortathon yesterday, and have since sold the horse and the goat to a Siamese circus.
Did you want to have a fortathon today? Yes? I'll bring the chocolate-covered strawberries; you bring the wine.
Fortathons pwn
Did you want to have a fortathon today? Yes? I'll bring the chocolate-covered strawberries; you bring the wine.
Fortathons pwn
by JaydaPN July 7, 2010
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