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Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.
Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.
by Giles Coren August 22, 2022
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Dirty Forte

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!
by 420guy April 29, 2015
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Pulled a Forte

A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.
Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"

Firefighter: SILENCE

Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"
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Pulling a Foster

Dating and/or hooking up with a freshman in high school when you are a Senior in high school or older.
"Hey who is Marcus walking down the hallway with? She looks like an 11 year old."

"Oh I can't believe you didn't hear about Marcus pulling a Foster! He's been porking that freshman for weeks now."
by shallb1502 September 21, 2011
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Farter's Remorse

Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.

The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart

Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.
Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"
by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009
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