Foosman

A man who eats,sleeps,and drinks foosball.

You:"Yo what's up Foosman?"
Foosman:Your mom.

by Mattastic30 February 22, 2010

Foost

A strange, slightly mouldy smell that is most commonly found in a young male bedroom. A lack of basic hygiene

"What a smell of foost" "you're a foosty bastard:

by Andrew De Moray January 8, 2023

Foosum

Dirty, rotten, lacking in hygeine

He's a foosum bastard

by Andrew De Moray January 8, 2023

foosball

Table Soccer

Let's go play foosball!

by Nuklear September 5, 2003

foosball

a combination of soccer and shishkebobs

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer...and shishkebobs..." Mitch Hedberg

by Jack_in_AR May 18, 2005

fooseball

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.

Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!

by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube

Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...

by ratel_8 December 13, 2022