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Super follower

A user on twitter who pays money to see extra tweets from another user, which is providing a subscription to the other user’s account.
Guy 1: Dude, Henry just became a super follower for StatMuse

Guy 2: Wait, really? Damn, that dickeating do be crazy tho
by GieyPingas April 10, 2022
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Eddsworldisamazing's mutuals and followers

Amazing,Funny,Smart,Cool and Kind people who deserve the whole universe. i love them so much 😍
Eddsworldisamazing's mutuals and followers are so cool and hot!
by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 12, 2021
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follower bias

When someone thinks a tweet/instagram post/etc is better than it really is simply because the poster has +10x more followers than they do.
That Rob Delaney tweet wasn't even funny, but he still got 2000 RTs. Total follower bias.
by tonsmorecowbell May 13, 2014
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Captain Falcon

The Nintendoverse's sexually deprived Chuck Norris.

He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.

How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.

His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).

Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
Captain Falcon meets Chuck Norris

Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"

*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*

*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*

*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*

*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.

Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
by raw doggy June 3, 2010
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Facebook Follow-up

The act of writing on someone's Facebook wall, poking them, or sending them a Bumper Sticker after seeing them or hanging out with them, often to make light of a joke or incident from the hang-out session. Usually pointless, but creates excitement in the form of a new notification.
Girl #1: Matt and I played frisbee together earlier today, and usually he writes on my wall after we hang out. I'm wondering what I did wrong.
Girl #2: What? No Facebook follow-up?
Mother: Kids these days and their inorganic methods of communication.
by RidicYule July 27, 2008
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Focosity

The ultimate skill of keeping shit focused
TKE at NYU gets mad girls because of their focosity!!!
by The Groggfather May 3, 2011
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Falcon Crest

A front-facing tramp stamp. A decorative tattoo, positioned just above the pubic area and below the navel. A Falcon Crest can be a tattoo of any genre (i.e. traditional, tribal, etc.) but, like a tramp stamp is a wide, horizontal design, essentially symmetrical and positioned centered, between the hips.

The term references the TV show "Falcon Crest" which was a popular primetime soap opera from the '80s about a wealthy family in the California wine industry in the mold of Dallas or Dynasty - and may imply that the "above-the-pubes" location is a little "classier" than the tried and true lower back location of the tramp stamp.
On the family's first trip to the beach, Freddy was stunned to to see a prison-grade falcon crest peeking out from the top of his mother-in-law's bikini.
by GnatTurner November 18, 2011
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