flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

floogerbind

to perform the act of masturbating.

another word for masturbation.

to get sexual pleasure by self-stimulation.

"pee pee juice came out of that boy when he floogerbinded!"

by lilchels89 September 9, 2008

Floverload

(Adj.) Flow-ver-load
To have or posses Flow. An excess amount of flow.
To be astonishingly good at Lax, maintain chill and broflow-ness all the time.

Kevin: When Sam dodged that defender on that give and go, ran down field, with his hair flowing behind him got the pass back and placed it in the corner of the goal, that was crazy!
Teddy: Yeah that was some serious floverload!

by DirtyLlama November 11, 2010

Floozed

To be high stoned, mash up. . or tipsy

"Bruv You look Floozed, wut u bin sippin/bunin/smokin/chewin :D

by $-<(Mc Igniter)>-$ - $-<(A$H)>-$ April 12, 2004

flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010

flooze

person who becomes flirty after drinking

He is such a flooze every time he drinks too much Hennessy. I can't take him anywhere.

by hi_bear April 20, 2010

flooders

An insulting term for pants that seem to be about 4" too short for the wearer, and can thus be worn in a flood with no danger of becoming wet.

Also see highwaters.

Bro, you gotta buy some new pants. Them flooders ain't cutting it.

by redgyul August 30, 2005