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Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.
Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?
by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020
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The Ultimate Fleshlight

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.
Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.
by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010
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Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013
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Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010
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Chernobyl Fleshlight

A vagina or pocket pussy with a patina of yeast, bacterial infection, mold, and/or fungus on any part of it.
I was about to hook up with Svetlana but saw her Chernobyl Fleshlight as her panties dropped and got out as soon as possible.
by El Grotesqueso June 21, 2019
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organic fleshlight

by ExpectNeo April 13, 2019
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Mediterranean Fleshlight

A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.
Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.
by xxxyyy321 February 17, 2020
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