flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

by EMandrew June 23, 2009

Flabbergasm

When something is so strange, you have an orgasm.

Sam was so interested in the conversation he had an Flabbergasm.

by Sam Ashby January 5, 2009

flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!

by P $ February 15, 2004

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021

flabbergasted

surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart

who just flabbergasted?

by 572389420394283 July 28, 2011

Flabbergasted

When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.

Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.

by asadmoon October 23, 2008