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Flat Earther 

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.
Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.
Flat Earther by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Flat Earther 

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.
Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
Flat Earther by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Flat Earther 

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass
Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.
Flat Earther by wower321322 November 16, 2023

Flat Earther 

Someone who believes that the Earth is flat.
Flat Earther by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023

Flat earther 

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police
Flat earther by Nonweeb November 11, 2024

Flat Earther 

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.
Flat Earther by RoundEarther February 12, 2024