Flat earther

An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die
Yo that bitch is a flat earther. She tried to talk to me yesterday and I think I lost a brain cell
by Mesa big boy February 18, 2019
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Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ I flip teh table because of these dum flat earthers
by A_single_bean June 01, 2019
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Flat earthers usually come from a place like Miami, Chicago, or Houston and think the rest of the world is like where they live.
Mike Pulaski is a single flat earther from Chicago who grills out every weekend.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2017
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The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021
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A person who doesn't believe NASA really visited the moon and that we actually live on a geocentric model.
I'm a flat earther, haven't you noticed how there is never any visible curvature even from photos taken miles up, what happened to 8" of curvature every mile? research it before you dismiss it.
by lolplur July 29, 2016
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Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.
A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.
by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021
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Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.
Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook
by Atnedr May 17, 2021
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