Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III

Rapist and philosophyst of the 1700's.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.

"Tyler have you ever Heard of Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III? He Is so cool! I want to be like him"
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.

by Palonseo April 11, 2022

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The worst president ever, actually is in hell with Margaret thatcher.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy got assasinated for a reason

by Anttonedodeson March 2, 2025

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Derek Fitzgerald

A Derek Fitzgerald is usually the sexiest kindest person you can meet . Has a horsecock and will fuck your bitch if he don’t fuck with you . He once smoked black tar heroin with Tupac

Holy fucking shit I want to be fucked by Derek Fitzgerald so bad

by Derekfuckscats June 7, 2020

Irl Jeremy Fitzgerald

The best mutual to have, and will eat everything that exists. Very chill person too.

Damn that glass looks tasty going to pull an Irl Jeremy Fitzgerald

by Olachi August 16, 2022

jeremy fitzgerald

jeremy fitz is my bb!! hes the best boyfriend you could ever get!!!!!

"hey whos jeremy fitzgerald?"

the best boyfriend ever!

by urmommy6699 October 2, 2022

Jack fitzgerald

An absolute beast that should be cherished no matter what

That jack fitzgerald kid scares me, he so cool.

by Hshshe May 3, 2019