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Skittle-Fits

Another way to express the ever famous sayings “Fuck you”, "Fuck", "Fucking" ect, it can be used to express feelings, last night sex, or it could be an any time word used in any saying meaning or phase.
"Skittle-fits on you!"
"Did you two skittle last night?"
"Skittle-fits!"
"Skittle-fits! I just spilled soda on my new jeans..."
by Remirooz April 13, 2007
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Bitch fits

A sudden and random seizure-like event in which you remember someones (usually your enemies) wrong doings. These bitch fits are not controllable most of the time.
I had another one of my bitch fits the other day thinking about him!

Stop! I’m gonna have one in a minute.
by Dahwae May 9, 2018
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one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
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if the bee fits

Jaxson said “ if the bee fits
by Jeffry Kurkensnurt August 27, 2022
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If the bee fits

Jaxson said “if the bee fits.”
by Jeffry Kurkensnurt August 27, 2022
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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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Get these ‘fits off.

This is a phrase to describe someone with drip/someone who is stylish and can pull outfits off aka “get ‘fits off”.
One thing about her, she gon get these ‘fits off.
by G love April 26, 2025
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