n00b file

Someone's first, saved file on a video game.

Referred to as a "n00b file" because the gamer was most likely a n00b on their first try. of the game.
Also known as "newbie file"
Usually this file isn't deleted. Even after the gamer has beaten it.

>>Guy 1: Hey, should I play this saved file of Zelda?
>>Guy 2: No way, man. That's my n00b file.

by blahyourface December 9, 2008

Facebook Fifteen

The shortlived fame someone seeks and receives by doing something stupid only for people to forget about it shortly thereafter upon realizing its insignificance.

Joe: dude, did you hear about that girl that drank 20 red bulls a day?
Jeff: yeah, she just wanted her Facebook Fifteen

by Dirk Pitt June 27, 2017

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010

filesh

A refference or term used for expressing the act of being/getting fucked.

I'll be at state where the girls are half as smart, and thus twice as likely to filesh me.

by Clarkkkkkky February 8, 2008

Fifed

A nicer way of saying fuck. Example words: fife, fifer, fifing, fifed

1. Ah i fifing hurt my toe
2. I fifed her up the turdcutter the other night
3.Ahh for fife sake, my girlfriend cheated on me.
4. That cretin is such a fifer

by Chendallrick September 28, 2008

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`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚƸ˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿ is where the result of taking your finger and dragging it across all the buttons on you keyboard (the modern alphanumerical one), and once you have finished, you have hold down the shift key and do the same, and then you hold down the alt key doing the same, and then hold down both the shift and alt key at the same time doing the same thing, therefore writing down all of the characters possible for your keyboard to type. Congratulations on this accomplishment!

I can't believe I just typed out `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚƸ˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿ on my computer and named all of the characters possible on a modern day computer!

by Bobac727 September 24, 2017

FileMaker Pro

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.

Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*

by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016