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Moral Fiber

An irritating euphemism used by Born Again Christians to suggest someone is or is not following the guidelines of their faith.
Christian 1: That man with the mustache over there is trying to marry that other man with a mustache.

Christian 2: That's because he's lacking the moral fiber to ignore his impulses and marry a woman.
by SS Monkeybusiness May 15, 2010
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fiber optics

a trippy optical effect by which a bright light is shined through a tanslucent spinning plate with scattered color tinting wich reflects the light through a series tiny hollow tubes emitting strobe light like effects at the ends of the tubes. Tiny changing lights used in decorations and christmas trees.
Holy shit, those are some trippy fiber optics.

I have to get that decoration with the fiber optics or i'll run over the neighbor's cat in spite.
by B+ November 29, 2003
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Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.
OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!
by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011
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fiberlicious

The other day my wife went in for a mammogram and the tech told her that her Breast were very fibrous. That is how the word fiberlicious was born.

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Katie’s boobs look fiberlicious. 😍😍😍
by Katie’s daddy December 20, 2017
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Devil's Fiberglass

This is where poop dries in matrix with ass hair resulting in a laminated composite that is even harder to damage than carbon fiber.
I was late for our date because I was stuck in the shower trying to get rid of a god-awful load of Devil's Fiberglass!
by Somebody Else December 29, 2004
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Fibertarian

A person who claims to be a Libertarian, but would be the first to clamor for the comforting arms of "Big Brother" if he or she actually had to live in a truly Libertarian society.

This 'Fibertarianism' is usually a cover for removal of income taxes and to allow repressive state governments to enact backward and oppressive legislation without fear of being thwarted by a more reasonable, mainstream federal government.
Neal Boortz is nothing more than a Fibertarian.
by kamariech January 7, 2009
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fiberal

whyat ALL liberals in any province, federal level are.
dalton mcguinty, ontario's premier is the ultimate FIBERAL. ALL his campaign promises have been broken.
Most famous example
"I won't raise your taxes" - Dalton McGuinty

2 months after getting elected
$4.3 BILLION tax hike largest in Ontario's history, and blames it on the previous government because they ran a deficit.
by NOt proud to be Canadian October 18, 2004
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