ren fester

noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.

Look at that guy in cape drinking Mead! He must be a total ren fester.

by Znara March 6, 2008

festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.

Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.

by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005

festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

by dyckdem January 8, 2008

uncle fester

kiddie fiddler

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !

by cuntmonkey September 13, 2003

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2

fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!

by grim baggins August 5, 2010