ferret

a derogatory term for a trendy mullet.

look at the ferret on that trendy asshole

by cunkcore July 27, 2005

ferret

when someone over uses something the are a ferret

"scotts a ferret, he nibbles that skatepark to much, he needs to ride some trails!!"

by cellardoor4130 May 23, 2005

ferret

The hair on your butthole when there is not quite hair all around your checks... this is called the ferrett, becuase it looks similar to a ferrett.

Friend A: I have no hair on my butt checks but i do have hair on my butthole.
Friend B: Oh man you have the ferret, sweet!!!

by Ferrett masta July 29, 2008

Cheeky ferret

Someone who causes mischief.

Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!

by zimmygirl777 March 11, 2023

Balloon Ferret

An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

badge that ferret

taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.

Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?

by sir spamalot August 30, 2012

chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013