Fernando

Someone who is completely and utterly astounding who while extremely modest about it packs an enormous cock that will make you gasp and choke but you love it, and his body is fucking amazing, he silently puts up with your shit, but if you wrong him or anyone he truly cares for watch your back and front because he will completely destroy you.

Did you hear what Fernando did to that man?" "No" "He broke both his legs and gave him brain damage..." "Why?!" "He threatened his girlfriend Jenna" "Oooh that explains it..

by RightGuy July 15, 2011

Fernando

Fernando is a good guy, who you can fall in love with in a day because of his personality, and sweetness. He is the coolest person I know... besides my girls.He has hazel eyes that turn brown when he is mad... but he is also and a good friend, who can trusst you no matter your repution. I should know ... i'm dating a fernando. and he is sooooo kind but can sometimes get on my nerves but after a while you get used to it. He's not the smartest cookie in the jar but is still smart.

Fernando is kind and sweet... and kinda cute!!<3

by Dedi_Pia4eva May 18, 2018

Fernando

Typical mexican name of a spicy mexican guy. His ability to steal girls hearts is unbelievable and irritating. He is easy to spit with his dark, spiky hair and dark eyes. Typical traits of a Fernando is being a douche, player, and popular lady's man. He can get any girl he wants without even trying. Though when facing the rare rejection, he turns to spreading shit. Don't be the one to reject the Fernando

Girl 1: I went to a party and lost my virginity with this guy I just met... He was so wonderful and I love him and I want him and OMG I forgot to ask his name!

Girl 2: no need to bother asking, that was a fernando

by Nothingbutthetruth December 10, 2012

Fernando Torres

basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field.

Lisa: hey, who's that guy on spain's national team with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: That's Fernando Torres.
Lisa: I want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.

by putaporfavor July 28, 2010

Fernando

Usually a hot senior with a big dick very athletic, mexican and has a hot girlfriend with a fat ass major dime and they both get very kinky he is perfect and eats pussy so good and can rellyy hit it

"Did you see her new bf"
"Yeah fernando is sexy lucky her"

by yoloswaggggggggygurl November 4, 2013

San Fernando Roulette

Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.

I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!

I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.

by herb san October 21, 2010

Fernando Campos

1. Embraced the motto "YOLO", well before Drizzy came out with "The Motto".
2. Suffers from a severe case of "FOMO".
3. Exceptional party planner/enthusiast.
4. Vegas afficionado.
5. Loves to be little spoon.
6. In a Dom/Sub relationship, would be "sub".
7. Dance moves resemble animal-like behaviors and/or seizures.
8. Busby's East Regular.

I am so Fernando Campos-ing right now.

by The People's Republic October 20, 2012